Funniest excuses after killing people in SF

There is a thread like this on another form and some of the things are so funny.

Some examples from the other are

I just came back from sf with a new one: medkit-hacker. a noob patiently explained that i was using hacks to produce "medkits" to heal myself...... WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!

the 2nd one was during a team battle in red vs blue in shangai and i sniped this guy from red base to the office killing him with a headshot and then he says he was practising sniping with HUD off, i was like wtf...

hahah thats funny but sad

Lol come on! Don't you have anything? =P

i feel u man..same thing exactly happens to me..get this...some1 once told me i was on the phone!!!..another said u tapp-killing though i never tapped..and i think in the future some1 will tell me i was peeing..or pooooooppiiing..that would be..ummm...disgusting!

ok the biggest noob ive ever seen was when i no scope and this noob calls me a tapper and im like u are a noob. then hes like u glitch. and i was right behind him its so sad

i know...they're just so stupid...i had a glitcher on my back once..he was hiding in the green container in shanghai..so i bypassed him and he started sniping me but didnt hit not even one shot..so he was like dude u r lagging and stuff..and i said dude cut the crap u r the perfect noob...calling me a lagger while he is glitching..

the funniest excuse for me was when the wallhacks were patched and mitch and fayboy havent did the bypass yet so i didnt have wallhack and this noob was in alley in shang and i was followin him wit a sig551 he was so stupid and didnt notice then when he he went for sub i shot him lol he was like u waller noob and called me a tapper lol then said u ghost glitch and i dont even know what the **** that can mean

i guess it means tapp and glitch the same time..

Sometimes they said we using aimbot.
And when I just run so fast and go to their base,
they called me tapper.
Damn, I don't know what is tap.

mine was offensive

i pwn em and they say

"DAm azn with lil penis" (<<idk if i can say that word . sorry"
cuz im azn . but i told em i got an anaconda

Code=2701 wrote:Sometimes they said we using aimbot.
And when I just run so fast and go to their base,
they called me tapper.
Damn, I don't know what is tap.

oh yea i love when they call u aimbot. theirs no such thing as an aimbot anymore.

Yes.
There is no such thing as a aimbot.
Why is those people like to say other player is hack if they get pawned?

evilpirate wrote:mine was offensive

i pwn em and they say

"DAm azn with lil penis" (<cuz im azn . but i told em i got an anaconda

Lol!!! That was freaking weird! haha you got an anaconda lol. ><

Should I test your anaconda evil?

Lol! Dont be disgusting code...

Lol.
Joking.
But Im wondering if Evil anaconda is BIG.

lol

OMG.
Moises.
Say something.

ok i dont get it

The best funny Excuse After killing is: Ow, BRB my cat have stoled my clothes!

oolol ok well this 1 time it was 5vs me and suposably they all lived in same house and they told me that they had 2 go 2 the bathroom and thats why they died funny thing is (5 pep 1 bathroom=omfg nasty)

and the guys discussing anacondas and shittt....stop be4 it turns into an orgy here...and code i hope u r a girl..otherwise..we're so fking screwed!!

Huh.
I'm pretty sure that I'm a boy.
I just wondering if he got a Big anaconda.

Umm yeah everyone should stop talking about anacondas.

have u guys seen the movie anacond athas 1 big snake